For realtor Mark Long, if it wasn't for hard luck, he wouldn't have any luck at all. Fallen on tough times, he's taken to crashing at the listing he's supposed to be selling. All was going well until the day of the open house, when fellow agent Colton Phobos discovers Mark asleep in the master bedroom. Colton tells Mark he's got an offer and that Mark is about to be ass out. Mark tells him about his financial woes and asks Colton if there's any way to work out a split of the commission. Colton sees Mark's giant cock, outlined by his tight pants and reaches for it, telling Mark they can probably work something out if he's willing to play along.